She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
tell me about the fingering
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