Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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You ate ashes out of my bong
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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