...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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