honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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