butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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