I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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