Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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