Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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