Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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