Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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