id be glad to
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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