My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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