Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I FOUND THE LEGS
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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