SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
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Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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