ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm bleeding and have questions
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