i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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