So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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