Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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