I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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