I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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