Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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