I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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