Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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