You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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