I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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