I'm eating all of the evidence.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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