i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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