I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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