it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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