Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Me too!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize