considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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