my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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