He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
