apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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