is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
