Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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