She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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