thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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