Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
