I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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