North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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