It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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