Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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