If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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