it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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