The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i barfeds in our rink
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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