I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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