she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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