The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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