Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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