Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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