Just fell off a train. Bad.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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