I just made out with a guy for $7.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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