worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
too bad you live with your parents still
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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