No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
false alarm. still invincible.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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