How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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